GREATEST THING I’VE EVER READ
PARENTING. YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT.
NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS AWESOME SHIT.
OH MY GOD
This is the parent I aspire to be.
MCDONALD’S FIXES EVERYTHING
I AM DOING THIS TO MY CHILDREN.
Good Parenting. Good.
I would have pissed myself when the frogman came to my room
*bookmarks for future use against future children*